Monday, November 9, 2009

I'm positively positive that you are being negative.

I'm a positive person. Heck, I'm a ray of freakin' sunshine. I don't know why I am, but I am. Don't get me wrong, I have negative moments. Usually when it comes to guys, but that's another blog entirely. I just don't see the point in being negative ALL the time. Seriously, don't you get tired of hearing yourself whine? Maybe not because I'm tired of you enough for the both of us. I suppose this recent epiphany is due to Facebook. Lately, it seems like the only status updates are depressing and irritating. Here are some of my responses to your so-called "dilemmas".

"Ugh, I'm so tired and stressed!"--Ummmm hellur! We all are, sweetheart. We're college students! Being tired and stressed is now part of your life, but you have a killer social calendar. So suck it up!

"I'm so sick" Take an antibiotic, and go outside. The sunshine will do you some good.

"I wish he/she knew how much they just hurt me." Two words, dump them. Call that your own personal easy button.

and my favorite....

"I hate my life." DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!

I don't hate negativity because that is a negative statement. Instead, I love positivity. This blog isn't intended to offend you. However, perhaps offense is appropriate. Some people may need to be seriously insulted to see that they are becoming that one person no one enjoys being around! Let's look at the basics. You are alive, and Jesus loves you. What more do you need? You have to WANT to get out of that pit. I think some of you actually enjoy misery. In conclusion, cheer up buttercup. Life is good.

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